A Post to Avoid “Blah”
If I didn’t hold myself to such high journalistic standards here with each one of my posts, I could easily get away with posting meaningless drivel each day that no one really wants to read. Oh wait, you mean I already do? I was actually referring to things like “blah blah” (or maybe to take a page from Arrested Development, Bob Loblaw) or “yadda yadda yadda’. If you believe that my current formations of pixels into letters into words into sentences into paragraphs into posts isn’t any better, then I encourage you to stop reading right now and go visit Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog instead.
Great, now that I’ve chased everyone away, I can talk about them behind their backs. Don’t take me for a fool; I’m not going to talk about them here, out in the open, where they will come back and read these things once they realize that Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog is in fact not as entertaining as mine. I shall post my maligned statements to a secret blog that only I know of. That way, I can even have an ongoing list that I can keep up to date with the latest follies of those I know.